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"it's always easier to apologize than to ask permission." - grace hopper

I love champagne. I sound like a muppet. I live in Brooklyn.

Dec 4

Did anyone else notice that everyone on that trainwreck new MTV show about hair gel and tanning is from New York, not New Jersey?

ithinkigotthegistofit:

soupsoup:

Leave my state alone, New York elitists.

My boyfriend and many good friends are from Jersey, and they look and act nothing like those Jersey Shore fools.   But we all know that MTV is pretty much controlled by NYC-transplants - people from wherever else, committed to whatever stereotype they grew up with, and now have a pretty huge forum.  I’m sure most all of us know someone from New Jersey.  And I’m most all of us have met someone who works for Viacom/vh1/MTV.  *ahem*


dearbaby:

The Mister and I.
(Photo by Julie Michelle)

Absolutely gorgeous.

dearbaby:

The Mister and I.

(Photo by Julie Michelle)

Absolutely gorgeous.


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Freud’s sofa

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Freud’s sofa


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That’s Barbie, folks.  Barbie by Christian Louboutin.  The jury’s out.

Addendum:  The jury’s back in.  I find this endlessly entertaining.  She looks naaaaaughty!  I’m cracking up at the thought of giving this to my bff Sethy-poo.

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That’s Barbie, folks. Barbie by Christian Louboutin. The jury’s out.

Addendum:  The jury’s back in.  I find this endlessly entertaining.  She looks naaaaaughty!  I’m cracking up at the thought of giving this to my bff Sethy-poo.


inyourfacedotcom:

Inspiration for my holiday lunch.

inyourfacedotcom:

Inspiration for my holiday lunch.


Sometimes...

… as I’m perusing the tumblrs I follow, I get a little fed up.  There are so many overly precious (although beautiful, yes - I will give you that) photos that I can’t help but think the women (or men) that post them are part of a problem.  An overwhelming and steadfast problem where this country still objectifies girls - and no, not va va voom women, not sexually-charged females, nothing actually risque - I’m talking about pale, thin “girls” with small little boobs in gossamer, floaty tutus, running through a meadow like a fairy high on oxycontin.  Sometimes they have paper dolls in their hands, sometimes have their skirts pulled up to their waists to reveal old-fashioned eyelet-laced bloomers.

Well, quite frankly, I’m fucking sick of it.


black-and-white:

yourquietestvoice:

savingoldlitter:(via snowce)


Why on earth would Andy Warhol light anyone’s cigarette, ever.

black-and-white:

yourquietestvoice:

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Why on earth would Andy Warhol light anyone’s cigarette, ever.


“You’re going to have a television if I have to nail it to your wall.”

—Anne Sweeney, the head of the Disney/ABC Television Group. Her college-bound daughter’s answer: I’ll watch on Hulu. (Story) (via thedeadline)

A daughter’s rebellion in the form of Hulu?  Remember when kids used to rebel by getting a motorcycle, screwing around with the guttertrash hot bad boy, smoking pot, shooting up, drinking down, stealin’ and dealin’?  Watered down now, to say the least.


secretpamplemousse:

booklover:

walkwhilereading:

This is the only official illustration of Holden Caulfield, printed in Collier Magazine in the 1945 Christmas Issue. Apparently JD Salinger had started writing what would end up being The Catcher in the Rye some 10 years before the books official publication.

secretpamplemousse:

booklover:

walkwhilereading:

This is the only official illustration of Holden Caulfield, printed in Collier Magazine in the 1945 Christmas Issue. Apparently JD Salinger had started writing what would end up being The Catcher in the Rye some 10 years before the books official publication.



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